- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

I? Everett

Jack Stevens

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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