- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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