When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Justin beiber..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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