a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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watch me nae nae

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Rush Limbaugh

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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