What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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c-? men, C-men

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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