- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Miscarriages.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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