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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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