- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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