- Anti Joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?