- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

you dint have to be a jew matt

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What is your bill about? Clinton

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

say it ten times fast: oh

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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