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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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