Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

womens rights

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

no

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A hill billy went fishing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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