Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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