- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Roses are flowers.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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