A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Pickles

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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