Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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