- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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