Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

A train poops its pants.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

This is an anti-joke.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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