"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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2 black kids walk into school

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Abortion.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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