- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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