Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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i killed my family

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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