- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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