Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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