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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

i killed my family

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A child walks into a classroom.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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