Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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