GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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