- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

roses are red violets are blue

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

A dyslexic blind man

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

one stop shop

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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