Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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i like men but im not gay

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Skinny people fart less.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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