- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Then none of us want to be right.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Girls Lacrosse.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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