- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

breasts

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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