- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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