A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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