- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

I have a horse.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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