Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Once, I went to Peru.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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