I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Poop

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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