Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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