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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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