Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

no pun intended

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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