- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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