- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

White NBA players.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

This is not funny.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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