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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

my whole life!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I had friends on the Death Star.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does