A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

. . I am a whale

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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