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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Microwave

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

WNBA

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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