- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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