- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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