- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

http://www.dafk.net/what/

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Justin beiber..

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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