- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Matthew Baker

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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