Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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AIDS.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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