A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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AIDS.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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