I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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