- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

I have a horse.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Daniel is a fag

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

The Colts this year.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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