- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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