What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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I'm hungry.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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