- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

A Duck walks into a bar.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Women's rights.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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