- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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