- Anti Joke

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"