wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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