- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

don't just stand there

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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