A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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