- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??