- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Your mother is average.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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