2 + 2 = 4

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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