- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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