- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Two women were sitting quietly.

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