Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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