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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why can't february march Because april may

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

my whole life!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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