- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

2 + 2 = 4

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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