Women's rights

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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