- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

non poop

Nothing. He made it home safely.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

test

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

NASCAR

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??