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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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