- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do u call a cripple Biv

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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