- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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