- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do u call a cripple Biv

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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