I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you know? . You already know!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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