- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do u call a cripple Biv

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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