- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is average.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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