An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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