- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

2 + 2 = 4

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Your mother is average.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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