- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is funnier than 24 69

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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