- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

what are three short words? i a am

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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