Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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