Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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