- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

So a blonde walks into a wall...

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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