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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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