Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

9/11

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

what is orange and blue 2 colors

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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