- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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