- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

AIDS

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

I have read the terms and conditions

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

knock knock There's no door

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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