- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

minorities.....

tom pauling

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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