- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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