Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Wright flyer

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

you suck

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

your life

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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