- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What is square and grey? A grey square.

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