- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Women's Rights.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

hi

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Error 37.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did? Yes

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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