- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Lindsay Lohan

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

AIDS

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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