- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Women's Rights.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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