Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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i just wrote this so hard

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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