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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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