how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Replacement Referees

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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