- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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