i am a dino. RAWR.

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so the weather's nice...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Neil Lewis

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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