- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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