- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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