jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Loperson

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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