Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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If youre African, why are you white?

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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