roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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