What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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