What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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