- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

were at work systems r down

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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