What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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I'm Batman.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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