Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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4 hours later.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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