- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

whats the capital of congo famine

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

they told me not to write here but i did

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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