- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither did she.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Who is John Galt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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