- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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